爆笑：奶狗就是這樣變成奶爸的！
Even though by now most of us understand that being a parent is not as beautiful as it seems, it’s impossible to understand the struggles of having kids until you actually have them. So, Weng Chen, an illustrator that goes by the name The Messycow, has decided to draw entertaining illustration series that show how her husband has changed after he became a parent himself.
爲人父母是一件“看上去很美”的事情，這是大多數人都知道的，但除非你自己有了孩子，否則你永遠不會懂得養育孩子的辛苦折磨。所以一個名叫陳文（音譯）的插畫家決定以Messycow的網名創作一系列風趣的插圖，展示一下她的丈夫變成奶爸後發生的變化。
She’s been drawing since she was only 2 years old and it always remained an important part of her life. These particular illustration series took only a few days to draw, “I don’t have big chunks of time to work, it’s always a couple hours in between chores and taking care of the kids”, Weng said. She adds that parenting and family life is a prominent topic in her work, “It’s fun and meaningful to document my children’s growth, as well as mine.”
她從兩歲起就開始學畫畫，直到現在，作畫都是她生活中一個重要的部分。這組妙趣的插圖她只花了數日就完成了。陳文說道，“我沒有太多的時間用於工作，只有做家務活和照顧孩子們的間隙裏的短短几個小時時間。”她還說，照顧孩子和家庭生活是她插畫作品最主要的主題。“用這種方式記錄下孩子們的成長過程，以及我自己的成長過程，這很有趣，也很有意義。”
Wake up in the morning
早上起牀的時候
Then
過去
Now
現在
Keekend
週末
Then：All Kinds of Relaxing Positions
過去：各種葛優躺
Now： Relaxing position
現在：休息的姿勢
Ten minutes later
十分鐘之後
Let’s go to the park!
我們去公園裏玩吧！
Privacy
隱私
Then：
過去：
—— Can I come in to wash my hands?
我能進來洗洗手嗎？
—— No, five more minutes!
不行，再等五分鐘！
Now What’s privacy?
現在：隱私是什麼東東？
Clothing
衣着
Then
過去
Now
現在
Zoom in!
放大看看！
Glittering sparkles
亮晶晶的金粉
Cute decorations
可愛的裝飾品
Fabulous nails
美美噠指甲油
Attitude towards Poop
對於便便的態度
Then
過去
My god, it’s horrific .
天吶太可怕了！
Now
現在
Shoo Shoo Shoo——Tada!
哼！哈！嘿！——搞定。
Then
過去
I’m done. Come to wipe my butt!
我拉完了，快來給我擦屁股！
Oh, mommy will……
嗯，媽媽馬上……
No, I want daddy!
不，我要爸爸擦屁股！
Uh, OK……
呃，好吧……
Now
現在
Honey！ Come to look at what Ali just pooped ! You won’t believe it!
親愛的，快來看看Ali剛拉的粑粑！說了你別不信！
Gift
禮物
Then
過去
Baby, what present do you want?
寶貝，你想要什麼禮物?
Hmm, you know.
嗯，你懂的！
Happy birthday!
生日快樂！
Now
現在
Baby, what present do you want?
寶貝，你想要什麼禮物？
Hmm, you know.
嗯，你懂的！
I’m taking the kids out for a day. Happy father’s day!
我帶孩子們出去玩一天。父親節快樂！
Going to the mall
去購物
Then
過去
Apple store → T-Mobile → GameStop
蘋果直營店→德國電信 → GameStop(全球最大遊戲零售商)
Now
Disney → Lego → Playground
迪士尼→樂高→遊樂場
Motivations
賺錢的動力
Then
過去
Now
現在
Food allowed in the car
准許在車裏吃的東西
Then
過去
——No drinks in the car, please.
別在車上喝飲料，行嗎？
——It’s water.
只是水而已。
——Then put it in a sports bottle.
把水倒進運動水壺再喝咯。
Now
Munch Munch
呱唧呱唧
Crunch Crunch
咔嚓咔嚓
OK, no icecream in the car!
好吧，不過不準在車裏吃冰淇淋！
Memory
記憶力
Then
What’s your friend’s name again?
你的朋友叫什麼名字來着？
Sophie. We’ve know her for 5 years, gone to a bunch of parties, and had lunch together yesterday.
她叫Sophie。我們認識她已經5年了，一起去參加過許多聚會，昨天中午還一起吃過午飯。
Now
現在
So, you have Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Applekack. Your sister has Cinderella and Ariel. Next time you will get Twilight Sparkle, she’ll get Aurora and Elsa
那麼，你有珍奇、雲寶、柔柔，還有蘋果嘉兒。你姐姐有灰姑娘和小美人魚。下次你可以要紫悅，你姐姐要艾洛公主和艾爾莎公主公主。
I want Paw Patrol too!
我還想要汪汪隊！
OK, do you want Chase or Marshall?
好嘞，你想要阿奇還是毛毛？
Skye！
我想要天天！
Oh, didn’t you ask for Jet and Dizzy?
哦，你不是想要杰特（《太空小子傑特GO！》角色）和迪西（《巴布工程師》角色）嗎？
