英文笑話:老闆和我
My Boss and I
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.老闆和我
我做事情花了長時間，是效率低；
老闆做事情花了長時間，是深思熟慮。
我沒有做完事情，是懶惰；
老闆沒有做完事情，是太繁忙。
沒有人告訴我的事情我做了，是自作聰明；
老闆做了同樣的事情，是首創。
我取悅老闆，是獻媚；
老闆取悅他的老闆，是合作。
我幹得好，老闆從來不會想起；
我幹得不好，老闆從來不會忘記。
