搞笑的英語笑話有哪些

學習英語可以是一個枯燥的過程，也可以是一個有趣的過程。小編在此獻上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　英語幽默小笑話：停車罰款

"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."

“告訴我，”法官問道，“你爲什麼把車停在那兒?”司機站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答，“因爲尊敬的閣下，牌子上寫着‘可以停車’。”

　英語幽默小笑話：工作要求

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

僱主：我們這項工作需要負責的人。

Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.

應聘者:我就是你們要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差錯，他們都說我該負責。

英語幽默小笑話：一半

Patient:Doctor, lately I hear only half as well as I suppose to.

病人：醫生，最近我的聽力只有我應該聽到的一半。

Doctor:I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. Say after me: eighty-eight.

醫生：我不太明白，但是讓我們做個小測試。跟我說:88。

Patient:Forty-four.

病人：44。

英語幽默小笑話：疼痛

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

一位男士去看醫生，說，“醫生，無論我碰哪裏，哪裏都疼。”

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

醫生問，“你是什麼意思?”

The man says，“When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee-OUCH!When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

這個人說，“當我碰我的肩膀時，肩膀很疼。當我碰我的膝蓋——哎呦!當我碰我的額頭時，它真的，真的很痛。”

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you-you've broken your finger!"

醫生說，“我知道你哪裏有毛病了——你的手指破了!”