英文經典有趣爆笑的小笑話

我們有時間的一起來參考閱讀一下英語的笑話有什麼吧，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語笑話，大家一起笑一笑吧

　　英文經典小笑話

夢想Dream

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.

農校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生，“你爲何要選擇這個職業?”他問。 “我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元，就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。 “你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。

“沒有，”這位申請人回答道，“他總是夢想着賺到這個數目。

　　英語的兒童笑話參考

Put your feet in把腳放進去

The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"

一個女學生坐在座位上，嘴裏起勁地嚼着口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發現了。“瑪麗!”老師嚴厲地叫她。“什麼事，老師?”這女學生問。“把口香糖從嘴裏拿出來，把腳放進去。”

　　關於兒童的英語笑話

I Wasn't Asleep我沒有睡着

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

當一羣婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

“我沒有睡着。”那個男人回答。

“沒睡着?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。