外國經典幽默笑話四則

笑話是一種增強快樂的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節簡單，文筆巧妙的形式出現，給人以出乎意料，並且取得笑意的藝術效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放鬆一下自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來外國經典幽默笑話四則，希望大家喜歡!

外國經典幽默笑話：小妹妹

Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?

保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?

Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個新生的小妹妹。現在他該認爲我又在跟他學了。

外國經典幽默笑話：我沒看到它

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.

約翰尼: 哦，我想是因爲裏面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。

外國經典幽默笑話：分蘋果

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.

媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大點兒，另一個小點兒。“跟妹妹分着吃。”媽媽說。

So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.

所以，哈里就把小個兒的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個兒的。

"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”

“哼，”妹妹說，“如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給我自己的。”

"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"

“對呀，”哈里說，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還着什麼急呀?”

　外國經典幽默笑話：生日禮物

Annie: Mum,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?

安妮: 媽媽，你知道你過生日我會送你什麼禮物嗎?

Mum: No,dear,what is it?

媽媽: 親愛的，我猜不出來，是什麼東西呀?

Annie: A nice teapot.

安妮: 一個漂亮的茶壺。

Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.

媽媽: 可我有一個很好的茶壺了。

Annie: No, you haven'l. I've just dropped it!

安妮: 不，你沒有。我剛把它掉在地上摔破了。