初一英語小笑話

“哪裏有人,哪裏就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來初一英語小笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

　初一英語小笑話1：

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地 上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"

　初一英語小笑話2：

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Tom: At night.

Teacher: Who told you that?

Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

老師：羅馬是什麼時候建成的?

湯姆：在夜裏建成的。

老師：誰告訴你的?

湯姆：是您啊。您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的。

　初一英語小笑話3：

Teacher: Walter, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

老 師：沃爾特，你爲什麼不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什麼。

沃爾特：我吃了什麼?

老 師：雞蛋。

沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

　初一英語小笑話4：

Teacher: Bob, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

Bob: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!

老師：鮑勃，說出三條理由來證實地球是圓的。

鮑勃：媽媽是這麼說的，爸爸是這麼說的，您也是這麼說的!

　初一英語小笑話5：

A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked

which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient,

never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he

inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it,

Daddy!”

一個有五個孩子的父親帶着一件玩具回到家裏，把孩子們召集來問這件禮物應該給誰。“誰最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓幹什麼就幹什麼?”他問道。

大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說：“爸爸，您玩兒吧。”