兒童英語幽默笑話故事

學習英語枯燥乏味了?下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，一起笑起來吧

　　好孩子A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。

"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly。

"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

”昨天給你的錢幹什幺了?“

”我給了一個可憐的老太婆，“他回答說。

”你真是個好孩子，“媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你爲什麼對那位老太太那幺感興趣呢?”

“她是個賣糖果的。”

　　誰的爸爸更強壯

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger。

Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎?　那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”

比爾不屑地說：“那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”

　　大腦袋Big Head

“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”

“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”

“Where's the shopping bag?”

“I haven't got one,use your hat.”

“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

“購物袋在哪?”

“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”