兒童英語幽默的笑話小故事

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　　Three Turtles 三隻烏龜

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認爲自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

小約翰尼站了起來。

“你認爲你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站着。”

　　Lost Purse 丟失的錢包

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這麼有趣，我丟的時候裏面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元。”

“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”