英語笑話帶翻譯短一點大全
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。下面是本站小編帶來的短一點英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
(一)
迪尼斯之旅(中英)
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.
佛羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅遊，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。筋疲力盡地玩了三天之後，我們要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said : "good bye，Mickey.”
當我們驅車離開時，兒子揮着手說道:“再見，米奇!”
Our daughter waved and said, "goodbye, Minnie.”
女兒揮着手說道:“再見，美妮。”
My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : "goodbye , money.”
丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說道:“再見，美元。”
(二)
生財有道(中英)
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
母親決定儘可能地減少家務開支，於是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到乾洗店去幹洗了。母親很得意自己的節約之道，對父親自誇道:“弗雷德，你想想，我們又增加了五塊錢的積累，因爲我自己動手洗的這些衣服。”
"Good，”my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!”
“好啊!”我父親立即答道:“那就再洗一遍。”
短一點英語笑話帶翻譯欣賞(一)
祖先(中英)
The lady was trying to impress those at the party. "My family’s ancestry is very old ,” she said, "it dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly, "How old is your family, my dear?"
有一位女士想給參加聚會的人們留下深刻的印象，於是就說道:“我的家族非常古老，它能一直追溯到英王約翰時期。”然後，她轉過身對着一位嫺靜地坐在角落裏的女士居高臨下地問道:“親愛的，你們家族有多老?”
"Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile，"I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”
“關於這個，”那位女士淡然一笑，說道:“我也說不清。我們的家族志在諾亞時代的大洪水中丟了。”
(二)
爲鐘錶加油(中英)
There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. 'The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o' clock, when the game just began. An hour later, my wife came to join me. She seemed to be absent-minded while she was watching the game. As the time clock showed one minute, forty一two seconds left in the game, she began cheering enthusiastically, "come on一get going”Since she had never been a football fan，I looked at her in surprise and asked which team she was cheering for. "Neither,” she replied. "I' m cheering the time clock on.”
上週六晚上電視上有場足球賽，是西班牙隊對意大利隊。七點鐘，球賽剛剛開始，我就坐到了電視機前。一個小時後，我的妻子也過來和我一起看球。她看的時候彷彿心不在焉。當記時器顯示比賽還剩一分四十二秒時，她開始異常的熱情起來，“加油，快!”因爲她從來就不是個球迷，我吃驚地望着她，問她爲哪個球隊加油。“哪個也不爲，”她答道，“我在給鐘錶加油。”
經典的短一點英語笑話帶翻譯問路(中英)
Vacationing in Milan，my friend Chad was counting on seeing Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting" The Last Supper”. With only vague directions, he soon became lost Questioning pedestriansdidn'thelp,sinceChadspoke no Italian.
在米蘭度假期間，我的朋友查特期望能看一眼達·芬奇的傑作“最後的晚餐”。因爲不是很清楚具體的位置，他很快就迷了路。他不會說意大利語，所以也無法詢問行人。
As a last resort，he sketched the well-known scene of Jesus and the 12 apostles and showed the drawing to passers-by，asking help in finding his way. Twice the directions he received led him to nearby restaurants.
查特使出了最後一招，他粗略地畫了一下人人皆知的耶穌和十二個弟子在一起的場面，把它遞給了路人，請求幫助。有兩次他按所指的路來到了附近的餐館。
