少兒英語幽默笑話大全

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　　英語笑話一

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.　　Teacher: Please tell us.簡短兒童英語小笑話簡短兒童英語小笑話　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.兩隻鳥　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　英語笑話二

The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.

鄰居經常借我家的打氣筒。

One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"

有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒裏面的氣用完了怎麼辦?

　　英語笑話三

"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"

“媽媽，小狗爲什麼要喝水溝裏的水?”

"Because it's thirsty."

“因爲它渴了。”

"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"

“噢，我知道了，是小狗沒有錢買可樂!”