少兒英語幽默笑話3篇

人的精神壓力大，就應該多聽聽笑話，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，可以學習英語又可以笑

　　聰明的學生

Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison’s contributions to science.

老師：列舉一些托馬斯 愛迪生對科學的貢獻。

Students：If it weren’t for Edison, we’d all be watching television by candle light.

學生：如果沒有愛迪生的話，我們就只能點這蠟燭看電視了。

　　誰幫誰

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?

Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.

基米：嘿，艾米，你不出來玩嗎?

艾米：不了，我必須留在家裏，幫我爸爸做我的家庭作業。

　　Hell follow us there

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now or was expecting another child.

Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby netes", said or.

Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?" "We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now, because the new baby's neting," his mother answered.

"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."

泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的男孩，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷着第二胎。

帕特在別人家看見過嬰兒，他不太喜歡他們，所以他對自己家裏也將有一個嬰兒的消息感到不滿。

一天晚上，泰勒夫婦正在爲這個嬰兒的降生計劃做安排。泰勒先生說：“有了嬰兒，我們的房子就太小，不夠住了。”

帕特恰好在這個時候走進屋，他問：“你們在說什麼?”他的母親回答說：“我們在說我們現在得搬家，因爲嬰兒就要誕生了。”

“那沒用，”帕特絕望地說。“他會跟我們到那兒去的。”