關於聖誕節的英語笑話5篇
下面是本站小編整理的關於聖誕節的英語笑話，以供大家學習參考。
關於聖誕節的英語笑話：Entering Heaven 進天堂
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates。
三名男子都死於平安夜，而後分別在天堂之門被聖彼得召見。
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
聖彼得說：“因爲這個神聖的節日，你們每個人都必須有象徵聖誕節的物品才能進入天堂”。
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said。
第一名男子從他得口袋裏掏出了個打火機，他打燃打火機說：“它代表蠟燭”。於是聖彼得就讓他進入了天堂。
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
第二個男子從口袋裏掏出一串鑰匙，他把鑰匙在手裏搖了搖說：“它們是鈴鐺”聖誕老人也讓他上了天堂。
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses。
第三個男子絕望的在口袋裏掏了半天，最後掏出了一副女人的眼鏡。
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
聖彼得挑了挑眉，看向這個男的，說：“你倒是說說這玩意兒代表什麼?”
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
男士答到：“她們是卡羅爾的”(最後的carol's，我看了好久才發現s前有個'，我還說眼鏡跟聖誕頌歌有半毛錢關係?)
注：看懂了沒?carol's和carols同音，carol在這裏是一個女士的名字，carols是聖誕頌歌，所以第三個男的借用同音字說了個聖誕的象徵。
關於聖誕節的英語笑話：The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
法官與小偷
那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你爲什麼而被起訴?”他問。
“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”
在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。
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關於聖誕節的英語笑話：Jesus's Telly
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.
"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
耶穌的電視機
聖誕節時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最後這件藝術品被陳列出來供父母鑑賞。
他們對耶穌誕生後睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示讚賞。
“可是那個角落裏是什麼?”媽媽問。
“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。
關於聖誕節的英語笑話：
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
聖誕老人喜歡在花園裏做什麼?
答案：鋤地。(英文裏Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。)
關於聖誕節的英語笑話：
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?
答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!爲什麼?因爲大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。
