精選關於英語的爆笑笑話
結合日常生活中講述冷笑話的實際經驗,把冷笑話作爲一種"表演",可以挖掘出冷笑話的講述者與聽者、講述情境及講述目的等背後的深層意義。下面是本站小編帶來的關於英語的爆笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!
做完生意回來後 After being away on business
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。
“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。
“That's a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“That's still quite a bit,”Tim complained.
“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。
“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I'd like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
The clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
關於英語的爆笑笑話閱讀An Australian woman who paid £800 for two new Apple iPhones lost her money when sheopened the boxes - and found two real green apples inside.
一位澳大利亞女子花了800英鎊買了兩部新的蘋果iPhone手機，在收到盒子的時候卻發現裏面只有兩顆真正的青蘋果，這名女子的錢就這麼打水漂了。
The 21-year-old Brisbane woman had placed an advertisement in an online buy-and-sell sitesaying she was looking to purchase a number of iPhones.
這名21歲的女子來自澳大利亞東部城市布里斯班，她在一個在線購物網站發廣告表示自己想求購幾部iPhone手機。
Police in the Queensland town of Upper Mt Gravatt, near Brisbane, said that not long after theadvert was placed in the Gumtree site a woman called and said she had two Apples for sale.
昆士蘭Upper Mt Gravatt 小鎮上的警方表示，廣告發布在這個叫Gumtree的網站後，一名女子打電話過來聲稱自己有兩部蘋果手機要出售。
Senior Constable Jess Hopkin of the Upper Mt Gravatt Crime Prevention Unit said the twowomen arranged to meet at a McDonald`s outlet, where the transaction took place.
Upper Mt Gravatt預防犯罪機構的高級警員傑西-霍普金說，這兩名女子安排在麥當勞會面進行交易。
The purchaser handed over $1500, the equivalent of £800, and was given two new iPhoneboxes in return, the Quest community newspaper of Queensland reported today. Her mistakewas to not look inside.
根據昆士蘭當地報紙的報道，買家付了1500美元(約爲800英鎊)，拿到了兩個新的iPhone手機盒，但她犯了個嚴重的錯就是沒檢查盒子裏面。
On returning home the young woman opened the boxes and found to her horror that theycontained real apples.
一回到家打開盒子，她很驚恐地發現盒子裏裝着的竟然是真正的蘋果。
Senior Constable Hopkin warned people to be wary when they buy anything online.`Ifsomething seems too good to be true, it probably is. It`s really just common sense.` she said.
霍普金警員警告大家網購時需謹慎。她表示：“如果你覺得某件事兒太好了，好得非常不真實，那十有八九就是假的，這真的是常識問題。”
Commentators writing on an online site weren`t letting the buyer off the hook with theircriticism.
不過購物網站上的評論者們可不會這麼輕易放過這個倒黴的買家，他們對這位姑娘大加批評。
`I don`t know anyone that would hand over $1500 to a stranger without checking the item,`wrote one man. `Besides, you can buy a brand new iPhone5 for $700. So if this is a true storythen I`m sorry but she deserved it!`
一位男子這樣寫道：“我從來還沒見過這麼傻的人，不檢查物品就把1500美元交給一個陌生人。再說，現在一部全新iPhone5手機售價也只要700美元。如果這是個真故事，那隻能說這姑娘活該了!”
關於英語的爆笑笑話聰明的兒子 the Smart Son
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn’t write the address and addressee‘s name on the envelope.
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿着信跑了,父親纔想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail box?”
兒子回來後,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?”
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“當然”
“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”
“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”
“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”
“Then why you didn’t take it back?”
“那你爲什麼不拿回來呢?”
“I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!”
“我還以爲你不寫地址和收信人,是爲了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”
