英語經典笑話7篇
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英語經典笑話：
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”
Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”
Father：“A convert，my son.”
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”
父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。
英語經典笑話：A Great Man
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎?
學生：當然。因爲到目前爲止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
英語經典笑話：The Right Leg
Proctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”
Soph.(meekly)：“The right leg，sir.”
右腿
學監(非常生氣)：“現在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池裏，渾身溼透?那麼你在這不光彩的事情裏扮演了什麼角色呢?”
二年級學生(恭順地)：“右腿，先生。
英語經典笑話：When a Tiger comes
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?
His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.
老虎來了
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。
當中的一個人從包裏拿出一雙耐克跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看着他說，你以爲穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?
英語經典笑話：Now We Run 現在我們跑吧
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, places his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"
一個牧師正沿着街走路，這時他看到街對面有個小男孩正試圖按一所房子的門鈴。但這個小孩太小了，門鈴又高，他夠不着。看到那個小男孩費了很多勁，牧師走近了他。牧師優雅地穿過馬路，走到小傢伙的背後，輕輕地把手放在小男孩肩頭，按響了門鈴。他彎下身子，微笑着問道：“接下來怎麼辦，孩子?”小男孩回答說：“接下來我們跑。”
英語經典笑話：We Left Nothing 我們什麼也沒留下
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She
locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman
on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING."
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家裏沒人，請不要留下任何東西!” 她當天晚上回家後發現房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發現被補充了一句：“謝謝!我們什麼也沒留下!”
英語經典笑話：你以爲你是誰?Who do you think you are?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。
“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以爲你是誰?”
“我是司機!”他說。
