讓人笑破肚子的話（雙語）

1.她胖得我大腿都擰不過她胳膊.

She is so big that my leg can't wrestle with her arm.

2.別謝,謝完還怎麼好意思向你收錢啊!

i don't need any thank,you know,i would feel embarrassed when ask for a paid off

3.別和我說放馬過來----我是阿凡提!

Come on! I'm clever Apandi,nothing can beat me!

4.鄙視我的人那麼多,你算老幾?

With so many people look down upon me,you are nothing.

5.打死我也不說,你還沒使美人兒計呢!

I would rather say for the bedger game,or i won't say anything even though you beat me to die.

6.我不但手氣好,腳氣也不錯!

Not only did i have a good luck,my beriber is not bad too.

7.帥有個P用?搞不好還不是被卒子給吃掉!

what can a good look do for you ?you're more likely to be eaten by the soldiers.

8.交給我你就不用放心了,沒有錯不了的事!

you would never feel easy if you turn to me.i did nothing right!

9.別緊張,我不是什麼好人......

Take it easy,although i'm not kind of good.

10.書山有路先幹爲淨,學海無涯八寶作粥.

There is a path to knowledge, bottom's up first. Never too old to learn, make porridge with "eight treasures".

11.再逼我,再逼我就裝死給你看!

Don't force me to do what I unlike any more,or i'll die in front of you!

12.老子不但有車,還是自行的!

Not only do I have a vehicle,but it's self-propelling.

13.世界是我們的,也是兒子們的,但最終是那幫孫子們的.

The world belongs to us and our sons as well, but eventually it will be left to those grand grand .

14.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了!

you don't care about me,i'm really a poor fish,even dog won't pay attention to me!

15.真想消滅這個小蟲,奈何我的舌頭不夠長...

I really meant to kill this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough.

16.再煩我就把你綁草船上借箭去!

If you keep bothering me any more, i will tie you up on a boat as a target to draw the archer's arrows.

17.有的人活着,她已經死了.有的人活着,他早該死了!

someone's alive,one alive,but he should have died.

18.你說...你喜歡我?其實...我一開始...其實我也...唉跟你說了吧,其實我也挺喜歡我自己的.

did you say you love me? actually,from the very moment, right,i'll tell you,actually i love myself too

19.你是喝水,還是喝水,還是喝水?隨你挑!

Drink ,drink,or drink,just help yourself at home

20.作爲失敗的典型,你實在是太成功了!

As a typical example of failure, you are really somebody!

21.哎該說的說,不該說的小聲說.

you can say what is right,and just whispered things unhappy.

22.讀書人的事,能說偷麼

it's kind of intellect's affair,never say steal

23.討厭啦,不要問單身男人這種問題!

what a shame,don't ask unmarried man such questions any more!

24.子曾經曰過:不要把我對你的容忍當成你不要臉的資本!

Zi ever said, "don't treat my generous as your estate of shamelessness

25.別以爲我長的帥就認爲我遙不可及高不可攀,其實我是海納百川啊.

Don't take it for granted that i am hard to reach becuase i am pretty, i can take as many girls as I like, as if the ocean can incoporate all the rivers,autally.

26.今天天氣不錯,又颳風又下雨的.

It is a nice day today, though it is wendy and rainy.