關於經典的英語冷笑話大全
凡對於以真話爲笑話的，以笑話爲真話的，以笑話爲笑話的，只有一個方法：就是不說話。本站小編分享關於經典的英語冷笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week?
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
關於經典的英語冷笑話：Go to the zoo"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
關於經典的英語冷笑話：Not only... but also...Student: My mom is not only fat but also thin, not only tall but also short.
Teacher: Is your mom "transformer"?
關於經典的英語冷笑話：Gorilla nostrilsWhy do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
關於經典的英語冷笑話：Who jumps higherQ: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
看了“關於經典的英語冷笑話”的人還看了：
1.超級經典英語冷笑話大全
2.經典中英文對照笑話大全
3.關於經典英文笑話大全
4.有關經典英語笑話大全
5.關於經典英語冷笑話閱讀
