搞笑英語笑話及翻譯大全
笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行爲中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點;笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。本文是搞笑英語笑話及翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: "whereshall we go?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: "we are not tomatoes? We can talk?"
兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問：“我們要去哪裏?” 第一顆番茄沒有回答，第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄終於慢慢轉頭說：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會說話嗎?”
搞笑英語笑話及翻譯：Goodbye, Money 再見，美元On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devotedourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."
迪斯尼之旅 弗羅裏達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅遊，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之後，我們要回家了。
當我們驅車離開時，兒子揮手說：“再見，美奇。”
女兒揮着手說，“再見，美妮。”
丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說道：“再見，美元。”
搞笑英語笑話及翻譯：Perhaps Not 爲什麼沒有牡蠣Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
顧客：服務員，我這個牡蠣燉菜裏怎麼沒有牡蠣?
服務員：是啊，你不會指望在天使蛋糕裏發現天使吧?
搞笑英語笑話及翻譯：Only One Instance 傻瓜來信Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaitinghim. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:
″I have known many an instance(實例) of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″
一個星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那裏有他的幾封信。他打開其中一封,發現信中只寫着“傻瓜”兩個字。
他平靜而認真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫信時忘了簽名的人,我遇到過很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人,我還是頭一次遇到。”
搞笑英語笑話及翻譯：Perfect Match 絕配A wealthy matron(主婦，保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric(古怪的) woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. ″Dad,″ says the son, ″there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?″
″Son,″ the father replies, ″I painted the vase.″
一位富婆爲擁有一隻珍貴的古玩花瓶而深感驕傲,以至於竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調出這個底色,但是誰也不能令那位古怪的婦女滿意。
最後來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調出那種顏色。那位富婆對他的成果非常滿意,油漆匠於是一舉成名。
多年以後,他退休了,生意也交給了兒子。“爸爸,”兒子說：“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎樣使牆的顏色與花瓶配得那麼完美的?”
“兒子,”父親回答說：“我漆了花瓶。”
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