前臺心裏苦：盤點住店旅客奇葩問題TOP10

1. Can you babysit my family of gnomes whilst I go out to dinner tonight?
我今晚出去吃飯的時候你能照顧一下我的矮人/地精麼？

2. Can I have a room close to the runway as I don't want to miss my plane?
你能幫我找一個飛機跑道旁邊的房間麼，這樣我就不會錯過飛機了。

3. Checkout is at 12pm, am I allowed out before or do I have to stay inside?
退房的時間是晚上12點，在那個時間之前我能出來麼，還是我只能呆在房間裏？

4. Please can you divert the marathon while I leave the city?
我離城的時候，你能幫我引開馬拉松的人羣麼？

5. How do I get out of the front door?
我怎麼從前門出去？

6. Can you accompany me to my meeting and pretend to be my girl friend?
你能陪我去開會，假裝是我的女朋友麼？

7. Can you count out 100 beans as that's my limit for breakfast?
你能幫我數出100顆豆子麼，那是我早餐的定量。

8. Can you arrange for the moon to look into my room as I want to propose to my girlfriend under the moonlight?
你能讓月亮照進我的房間麼？因爲我想要在月光下向我的女友求婚。

9. Can you please write me a letter in Spanish?
你能用西班牙語幫我寫封信麼？

10. Does Laver bread contain real lava?
紫菜麪包（一種流行於威爾士的早點）裏真的有岩漿麼？