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![開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating]()
WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
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![開心一笑:偷得太貴了,我買不起]()
Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......
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![開心一笑:時間對豬的意義]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andlift......
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![開心一笑:我的爸爸更加強壯!]()
WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威爾和比爾在爲誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威爾說：“喏，你知道太平洋嗎？就......
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![開心一笑:一個小女孩的願望]()
AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetos......
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![開心一笑:又一個引擎出了故障]()
ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭裏傳來......
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![每日一句口語 第2333期:被輕蔑的時候能平靜一笑,這是一種自信]()
每日一句口語：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被輕蔑的時候能平靜一笑，這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainedv.鄙視(disdain的過去式和過去分詞)；不屑於做，不願意做；例句：Idisdained......
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![開心一笑:爲今天而活]()
昨天僅僅是個回憶，明天只是個幻想，爲今天活着吧！這是來自我們信用卡公司的宣傳語。......
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![開心一笑:我們折衷一下吧]()
我們折衷一下吧。你做我說的一切，我說你做的一切。......
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![開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相]()
Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，也是請客的主人......
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![開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員]()
Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員：你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾？Customer:No.顧客：沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
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![開心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎]()
Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫生。檢查過後，醫生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。"Yourhusbandisv......
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![開心一笑:您的大衣着火了]()
Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
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![開心一笑:先生,我們9點關門]()
"Waitress,"shoutedtheimpatientdiner,"doIhavetosithereandstarveallnight?""no,sir,wecloseatnineo'clock."服務員，用餐者不耐煩地叫道，我必須整晚坐在這兒捱餓嗎？不，先生，我們9點關門。......
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![開心一笑:山谷到處是車禍現場]()
Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
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![開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我]()
女：你從來都沒有那樣吻過我。男：你知道他得到多少錢才那樣做嗎？......
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![開心一笑: 商店競爭中的佼佼者]()
Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
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![開心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She]()
Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
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![開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
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![開心一笑:更性感一點]()
我只是想更性感一點……......
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![開心一笑:睡前禱告 bedtime prayer]()
Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的......
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![開心一笑:這就叫"重聽"]()
Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三個退休的老人，都患有重聽。三月裏風和日麗的一天，他們在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一個人對另一個人說：“這天......
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![開心一笑:籃球教練的心理學測試]()
Thepsychologyinstructorhadjustfinishedalectureonmentalhealthandwasgivinganoraltest.一位剛剛做完一場有關心理健康講座的心理學指導老師，正在進行一個口頭測試。Speakingspecificallyaboutmanicdepression,sheask......
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![開心一笑:用書來償還生命]()
ALifeforaLife以“命”抵命TheEnglishauthor,RichardSavage,wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife,butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops,andSav......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
