相關一笑的英語精選
> 列表開心一笑:婚姻就是這麼一回事
2017-05-18ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
開心一笑: 如此增加運動量
2017-06-08開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
開心一笑:失物招領廣告一則 An Ad
2017-05-19Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比
2017-06-05開心一笑:英語笑話之自己做好準備 Get Ready!
2017-05-06Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校園裏流傳着......
開心一笑:倔強的路
2017-06-06開心一笑:討厭吸菸者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘
2017-06-05開心一笑:方向盤,剎車被盜了!
2017-05-27Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
開心一笑:他真是一個大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
開心一笑:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
2017-04-18Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
開心一笑:歡送園長
2017-06-08開心一笑:我的爸爸更加強壯!
2017-05-19WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威爾和比爾在爲誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威爾說:“喏,你知道太平洋嗎?就......
開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因
2017-05-25Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因,偶是不懂滴~不過,每次我在尿尿時,的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
開心一笑: 立遺囑, 搬起石頭打自己的腳
2017-04-16Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我媽大14歲,最近一直在寫遺......
開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!
2017-04-19Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
開心一笑:喬治·華盛頓的前輩
2017-04-17Ateachersaidtoherclass:“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington,”alittleboyshoutedpromptly.“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman?”askedtheteacher,smilingindulgently.“Because,”saidthelittleb......
開心一笑:剪掉閒暇時間的頭髮
2017-05-06I'mnothavingitallcutoff沒把頭髮全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法
2017-05-29AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸:傑克,你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?傑克:我剛纔吃了個蘋果,爸爸。爸爸:可是這......
開心一笑:神奇抗壓藥
2017-06-07開心一笑:敬業的警察
2017-06-05開心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎
2017-04-18Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一個人得了重病,妻子伴隨他去看醫生。檢查過後,醫生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。"Yourhusbandisv......
開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽:約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
開心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
2017-05-31Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......