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> 列表開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
2017-05-30Whowasfighting?誰在打架?Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那......
開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
每日一句口語 第1223期:被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信
2019-08-24每日一句口語:Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.——被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainevt.鄙視;不屑於做,不願意做例句:Janetlookedathimwithdisdain.珍......
開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相
2017-04-18Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯,也是請客的主人......
開心一笑:金髮美女的願望
2017-08-29開心一笑:他真是一個大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
開心一笑:結婚禮物和感謝信
2017-04-17Weattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afireextinguisher.Apparently,thecouplemass-producedtheirthank-younotes......
開心一笑:貓貓專用跑步機
2017-06-07開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences
2017-05-16Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
開心一笑:討厭吸菸者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑:模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds
2017-05-08Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鳥兒,”那人說。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......
開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊
2017-05-06WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny
2017-05-16Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.在一次晚餐聚會上,一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"......
開心一笑:準確數字 An Exact Number
2017-05-17AtouristwasvisitingNewMexicoandwasamazedatthedinosaurboneslyingabout."Howoldarethesebones?"thetouristaskedanelderlyNativeAmerican,whoservedasaguide."Exactlyonehundredmillionandthreeyearsold."Howcanyou......
開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
開心一笑:牧師如何對付蝙蝠
2017-05-27Threepastors三個牧師的故事Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI'vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I'vetriedeverything—noise,......
開心一笑:一眼就看中
2017-06-05Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
開心一笑:我充當了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監(非常生......
開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼大綱
2017-04-16Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一個人去看醫生,說:“醫生,不管我碰哪裏,都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”醫生問:“什麼意思啊?”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽:約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑:免費勞動力
2017-04-18AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭,他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
開心一笑:特別的12件生日禮物
2017-06-09開心一笑:你是怎麼引起洪水的?
2017-05-18AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說:“我到這裏是因爲我......