看漫畫學口語:加菲貓卡通系列之失敗的約會
Jon: I tried to impress my date with humor tonight.
Garfield: Uh-oh.
Jon: At dinner I stuck carrot stick in my ears and smeared mashed potatoes all over my face.
Garfield: Then what happened?
Jon: Then she borrowed a quarter and called the police.
Garfield: Ouch.
impress vt.給...留下印象
She impressed me as a scholar.
她給我留下了學者的印象。
date n. 約會
humor n. 幽默
stick(過去式stuck) vt.插入
smear v.塗抹
He smeared some balm on his hand to soothe the pain.
他在手上塗了些藥膏來止痛。
mashed potatoes 土豆泥
喬恩：今晚我盡了全力想給約會的女孩留下幽默的印象。
加菲：啊噢(表示關心等)
喬恩：吃飯的時候我將蘿蔔插進我的耳朵裏，將土豆泥塗滿了整個臉。
加菲：然後怎麼樣了？
喬恩：然後她從我借了些零錢給警察打了電話。
加菲：天那！
