每個人都將體驗的分手類型
1. THE OUT-OF-NOWHERE BREAKUP.
1. 莫名其妙的分手。This is the breakup that can absolutely destroy a person. If you don't see a breakup coming, and you're super happy with how your relationship is, this thing hits you like a truck and leaves you lying on your couch in sweatpants eating ice cream that tastes like your tears (because you're crying, you see. Get it?).
這種分手會完全摧毀一個人。如果你根本就沒想到你們會分手，而且你對你們的情感狀態十分滿意，那麼這種莫名其妙被分手的感覺就像是被卡車給撞了，被分手後的你會穿着運動褲躺在沙發上吃着淚水味道的冰激凌（這是因爲你在哭啊，明白了嗎？）。2. THE CORDIAL BREAKUP.
2. 和平分手。
It's a rare thing when two people can agree to terminate a relationship at the same time and stay friendly afterwards. It takes maturity and introspection. And also admitting, "Hey, we're really just going out so we don't have to go to the movies alone, aren't we?"
和平分手就是戀愛雙方同時同意終止戀愛關係，並且分手後還是彼此的好朋友，這種情況很少見。和平分手需要雙方既成熟又要懂得反思。同時還要承認，“喂，我們倆一起出去看電影只是爲了不像單身狗，對吧？”
3. THE LESS-THAN-24-HOURS BREAKUP.
3. 每次分手都不超過24小時型分手。This is symptomatic of specific relationships. You get in a huge fight, you break up, and reconcile the next day. And you do it a lot; maybe more than you realize. If your friends just roll their eyes and don't even bother comforting you, it's because they know the breakup is going to last about as long as a head cold.
這是特定關係的症狀。你們大吵了一架，分手了，但第二天又和好了。而且經常這樣；甚至可能比你意識到的還多。如果你的朋友們只是翻翻白眼，都不想要安慰你，那是因爲他們知道你們的分手就像感冒一樣，很快就會好了。4. THE "LONG TIME COMING" BREAKUP.
4. 遲來已久的分手。If you're in an unhealthy relationship that gets dragged out for way too long, when the breakup finally comes, it comes hard. In fact, it's probably less of a breakup and more just the two of you screaming the worst insults you possibly can at each other. It's an hour of venting and getting every horrible thing they've ever done off your chest. The upside: at least it's over?
如果你的感情關係並不健康，而且還拖了很久，那麼當分手真正來臨之際，你會覺得十分艱難。也許，這更不像是分手，而是你倆用粗俗的言語攻擊對方，互相大喊大叫。這是發泄的時刻，可以把心中的不滿全部吐露出來。好處：至少你倆結束了？5. THE APPALLINGLY INFORMAL BREAKUP.
5. 那種令人震驚的非正式型分手。Did you just get broken up with over Snapchat? If you had to replay their breakup message to you to make sure, that's pretty awful. Just remember they've done you a favor by demonstrating they're a terrible human being. You should be able to move on quickly.
他/她是不是在Snapchat上和你說分手了？如果你爲了確定，重放了一遍他/她發給你的分手消息，那就太糟糕了。只要記住他們這種行爲表明他們並非好人，因此分手已經是幫了你個大忙就好了。應該很快你就能夠開始新的生活。6. THE "DON'T EVER TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN" BREAKUP.
6. “再也不要和我說話”型分手。Did you catch them cheating in the act? You probably scrubbed them from every app you have so there's no way they can even contact you. It's like they never existed.
你是不是當場發現他/她出軌了？你可能會把他/她從你所有的社交軟件中刪除，這樣他們就找不到你了。就好像他們根本就不存在。
