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懶人吃貨的生活妙招 你TM過成這樣不是廢柴嗎

A mango eaten without being peeled and a portion of leftovers heated up with a hairdryer.

芒果不削皮就吃,一份剩飯用吹風機加熱。

These are just a few of the ways lazy people have admitted to tucking in when they simply couldn't be bothered to prepare their food properly.

當懶人們純粹不願意正常地準備食物的時候,這些就是他們承認的盡情吃喝方式中的幾種。

Along with a half eaten mango with the skin still on: 'Too lazy to peel my mango so eating it like an apple.'

隨同一個只吃了一半的帶皮的芒果一起發表:“太懶了,不想爲芒果削皮,所以就像吃蘋果一樣吃芒果。”

Heating take-away with a hairdryer: Showing no shame, the lazy parties have all posted the evidence online.

用吹風機加熱外賣:懶人們並不覺得羞愧,而且在社交媒體上發佈了所有的證據。

Eating cereal out of a baseball hat when there are no bowls clean: 'We're too lazy to get bowls so this is how we eat frosted flakes,' ‏he explained. Let's hope he washes his hair on a frequent basis.

吃麥片時沒有乾淨的碗,就把麥片放到棒球帽裏:“我們太懶了,不想拿碗,所以就這樣吃冷凍的麥片,”他解釋道。哥們,你最好是勤洗頭啊……

Put so much effort into creating a toasted cheese sandwich she couldn't find the energy to pick it up and put it in her mouth. Instead she stood it up and ate it without the use of her hands.

她在烤制乳酪三明治的時候投入了太多精力,以至於沒力氣把它拿起來放進嘴裏,而是把它豎起來,然後不用手拿,直接那樣吃三明治。

No chopsticks? No problem - this diner ate his noodles with two pens at his desk.

沒有筷子?沒問題——這次晚餐就用他桌上的兩支筆來吃麪條。

'Eating a yoghurt with a ruler because I can’t be bothered to go downstairs!' admitted another twitter user.

“用尺子吃酸奶,因爲我不願意下樓!”另一位推特用戶坦白道。

On twitter: 'I was too lazy to wash a fork in my break room so I'm using knives as chopsticks to eat myramen.'

在推特上:“我太懶了,不想在休息室裏洗餐叉,所以我就用刀子當筷子來吃拉麪。”

Another creative soul decided to set up a Skype chat with their pot. The post said: 'I was too lazy to keep getting up and check my pot if it was boiling, so I just skyped it.'

另外一位富有創造力的人決定與他們的鍋進行Skype聊天。帖子上寫道:“我太懶了,不想起來查看一下我的鍋是否燒開了,因此我就同鍋進行Skype聊天了。”

When there are no chopsticks are available, a lid - will do.

沒有筷子的時候,一個蓋子也是可以的。

Too lazy to take a sticker off an apple: 'When you're too lazy to take the sticker off your apple so you just eat around it.'

太懶了,不想把蘋果上的標籤揭掉:“在你因爲太懶而不想把蘋果上的標籤揭掉的時候,你就可以繞開標籤去吃蘋果。”