雙語笑話 第17期:Why爲什麼

Why

爲什麼

A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

“位墓園管理員在巡視的時候，看見一名男子躺在墳墓上，

sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

大聲哭泣，並且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面．他悲痛地說：

"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

"你爲什麼一定要死？哦，爲什麼？爲什麼？爲什麼？”

"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

墓園管理員安慰他說“心愛的人死去是個很難受的損失，

"but someday,the pain will pass."

但是終有一天，傷痛會過去的。”

"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

這位哭泣的男子擡起頭看着他說：“心愛的人？

" I didn't even know the guy."

我根本不認識這個人。…

"Then why all the tears? "

"那爲什麼要痛哭流涕呢？…"

"He was my wife's first husband!"

"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀！”