"最牛小抄"驚現哈薩克斯坦 高考生11米紙條作弊被抓

If you're going to cheat in an exam, at least be subtle about it.

如果你打算在考場裏作弊，起碼也要低調一點。

Cast a furtive glance at your friend's answer sheet, scribble a note or two on your arm, perhaps.

偷偷摸摸地瞟兩眼朋友的答題紙，再在胳膊上胡亂寫幾筆就行啦。

Don't, as one Kazakh student reportedly did, wrap reams and reams of answers - 25,000 to be more precise - around your body in a bizarre stunt that might have made Borat proud, but certainly not the examiners.

可別像報道中的這位哈薩克斯坦同學一樣，把足足寫着兩萬五千條答案的紙條裹在身上；這身怪異的裝束可能會令波拉特洋洋自得，但監考老師們可不吃這一套。

It wasn't too long before they noticed the high school pupil fiddling inside his clothing before the university entrance exam started, reports have claimed.

監考人員稱，他們是在大學考試快要開考的時候，才發現這名高中生衣服裏的玄機的。

According to the Austrian Times, they found a chain of computer print-outs stretching 35ft under his shirt with potential answers to the exam's five topics of maths, history, Russian, Kazhak and another subject of his choice.

據《奧地利時報》的報道，哈薩克斯坦當地的監考人員在這名學生的衣服裏，拽出了足有35英尺（約合10.6米）的機打答案，這些答案涵蓋了數學，歷史，俄語，哈薩克語以及他的另一個選考科目。

The pupil has since been expelled.

這名學生現在已經被開除學籍。

Education authority spokesman Bolatzhan Uskenbayev said:"If he'd put half as much effort into studying as he did into cheating he would have sailed through the exam with a distinction."

當地教育機關的發言人Bolatzhan Uskenbayev 說：“如果這孩子把做小抄的一半心思放在功課上，他也許能夠以優異的成績順利通過考試。”

"It's a pity too see all that work come to nothing but he cheated and that's not allowed."

“遺憾的是因爲他犯了不能作弊的大忌，之前他所有的努力都白費了。”