十分鐘讓你變潮人 看時尚大咖微博吐槽
時尚大咖們也喜歡微博，不過人家用的是TWEETER。來看看那些超大牌的時尚大咖們的微博內容，都是啥，有些廢話，有些名人名言，還有些經典的段子，值得你關注一下！
如果美國時尚雜誌辦公室Conde 的牆也能說話的話，那他一定說的也是@CondeElevator的話語。雖然這個匿名的微博已經關閉了，但是它留給我們的那些經典段子，卻依舊閃閃發光……
"Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: What's the occasion?' Woman #2: ? Woman #1: I would need an occasion to eat that."
“女人1握着一個煎蛋卷對女人2說：現在是什麼場合？女人2：啊？女人1：我得需要個場合來吃了這東西！”
"[Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator] Male coworker: I'm not judging you."
“【女孩抱着一袋子核仁巧克力餅不好意思的站在電梯裏】男同事說：我沒看你身材！”
"Girl #1: I love that necklace, I saw it at Banana last week and almost bought it too. Girl #2: [flips hair] This is Gucci."
“女孩1：我喜歡這個項鍊，我上週末在香蕉共和國看到它了，還差點買下來呢！女孩2：【撩了一下頭髮】這是Gucci的。”
"Girl: Omigod what happened to your knee?! Fashion boy: Oh god, I fell dancing! Girl: Omigod it's like you came back from the war."
“女孩：哦天啊，你膝蓋怎麼了？時尚男孩：哦天啊，我跳舞摔倒了！女孩:哦天啊，你確定不是剛從戰場上回來？”
妮可裏奇絕對是時尚圈裏的大紅人，話題多多的她最近早已經退居2線做起超級家庭主婦和自己時裝品牌的設計師了。但是這位在生活和事業中如魚得水的女人，依然忘不了每天跟自己的粉絲秀一下自己如今正在做的事情，比如他會說……
"OK!' is the most unnecessary email"
“好吧！這是最沒用的郵件了”
"I don't speak Starbucks"
“我不喜歡星巴克”
"Ladies, we need to find some big mouth guy to spread a rumor that sleeping all day is really sexy"
“姑娘們，我們需要找到一些嘴大的人來散佈一些謠言，比如說：睡一整天的覺真是一件性感的事情。”
老佛爺Karl Lagerfeld有微博，這並不是一件讓人驚訝的事兒。不過，這個tweeter的賬號，卻並非是老佛爺本人，而是一個粉絲寫的。雖然這裏面所有的話，都是從老佛爺舊日的採訪中原話摘抄出來的。
"Luxury is the ease of a t-shirt in a very expensive dress."
“奢侈品就是輕鬆的能把一件T恤也買到很貴的價格。”
"I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist."
“我所要去的那些地方，都必須是有專業的原因的。我又不是個旅行家。”
"I am a fashion person, and fashion is not only about clothes -- it's about all kinds of change."
“我是個fashion的人，但是fashion遠遠不僅僅是指的衣服——他是代指的各種各樣改變。”
"Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems."
“大花圖案都是爲那些有體重問題的中年婦女所準備的。”
"Nonchalance in couture is very important, because couture without nonchalance is just the drag queen attitude of women of an era past."
“淡定對於時裝是非常重要的，那些不夠淡定的時裝屋所擁有的，就像變性人對於舊時代的女裝的態度一樣……”
對於時尚從業者來說，超模兼時尚產業的大密探Coco Rocha的twitter，是你每日必讀的內容之一：
"And can we talk about the over-use of "supermodel"!? 1) If you didnt work in the 90's, no way - 2) The title is to be given, not claimed."
“讓我們來談談那個被廣泛使用的“超模”的名頭吧？！1）如果你在90年代還沒加入模特工作的話，沒戲！2）這個名頭是別人給的，不是自己嚷嚷的。”
"After 10 minutes of trying to hail a NYC cab in the rain I get one and "Who's Going To Drive You Home" by The Cars is playing."
“在紐約下雨的街頭打了10分鐘出租車以後，我終於上車了。而車上放的歌正是‘誰將開車帶你回家’。”
"Apparently @perezhilton wants @starbucks to name a drink after me. 'The Rocha Mocha Frappuccino' haha"
“很明顯@perezhilton（帕里斯希爾頓）想要@starbucks（星巴克）以她的名字命名一款飲品。'The Rocha Mocha Frappuccino' 哈哈 ”
超犀利的Joan Rivers找到一個方法來發泄自己的情緒，那就是發微博。在她的推特上，從時尚到經典的Joan Rivers式的廢話，應有盡有：
"There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years."
“Bert 和 Ernie 不可能是gay，他們已經25年沒換過衣服了！”
"French Vogue has published racy photos of a 10 year-old model, which is outrageous! Everyone knows that models are over the hill by age 9."
“法國版的vouge 上的那個濃妝豔抹的號稱10歲小女孩的照片太讓人氣憤了！！！大家都知道她纔剛剛9歲！”
"Just read that a Connecticut granny spent her 82nd birthday skydiving! She landed safely where her breasts were already waiting for her."
“剛剛看了那個康涅狄格州82歲生日的時候高空潛水的老奶奶的新聞！她安全落地的時候，似乎剛好落在自己的胸部上。”
"I might have turned 78 yesterday. For so long I have lied about how old I am, but at this age I can no longer remember the real number."
“我昨天好像剛好過了78歲生日。一直以來我就對自己的年齡說謊，不過現在我已經徹底記不住自己的年紀了……”
