年薪22萬,包吃包住,女王正在招募廚房助理
Ever thought about working for the Queen? You'd be just like Martine McCutcheon in Love Actually, only without the politics and, presumably, the romance. Now's your chance: Buckingham Palace is hiring a kitchen porter for the Queen, with the added bonus that you actually get to live in Buckingham Palace.
有沒有想過來爲女王工作？你可以就像《真愛至上》中的Martine McCutcheon一樣，不受政治影響，就只是單純浪漫。現在你的機會來了：白金漢宮爲女王招聘廚房搬運工，還有額外福利就是你可以住在白金漢宮。Remember, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, Prince William, and Kate Middleton all reside in Kensington Palace (about two miles away)—so you'll only be working with the Queen, not the entire royal family. But that's really not so bad, right? I mean, it's the freaking Queen. She must have a wealth of knowledge that she no doubt can share with you while you brew her a cup of Earl Gray. (That's how I imagine the role, anyway.)
你可要知道，梅根馬克爾，哈里王子，威廉王子，凱特王妃都住在肯辛頓宮哦（距離白金漢宮只有2英里的距離）-不過你只爲女王服務，而不是整個王室家庭。不過這也不錯。這可是威嚴的女王。女王學富五車，在你給她沖泡格雷伯爵茶時候，她肯定會給你傳授知識。（這些都是我對於這個角色的想象）
Here's the job description, per Buckingham Palace's official website:
基於白金漢宮的官方網站，這是職位描述：
You'll join a committed Kitchen team who work together to prepare and serve food to the very highest standards. By maintaining the kitchen and clear-up areas you'll ensure our chefs and assistants have all they need to deliver meals throughout the day. You‘’ll also on occasion assist with food preparation.
你將會和廚房團隊一起進行高標準的備餐和送餐服務。負責廚房工作的維護和清掃，您將確保我們的廚師和助理一整天都有他們所需要的所有食物。偶爾需要參與備餐的工作。It's a full-time job that pays just under$26,000 per year—and notes: "This role offers the option of live-in accommodation with all meals provided."
“這是一份全職工作，每年的收入是2.6萬英鎊，提供住宿，三餐全包。”Your reward package includes 33 days holiday.
每年有33天休假。Plus: You don't have to have any experience in professional kitchen porter-ing.
而且：你不需要有專業廚房搬運的經驗。Most important is that you're a natural team player, happy to get involved, use initiative and work with your colleagues to achieve a smooth daily service.
最重要的是，你天生就會配合團隊工作，樂於融入，利用自己的主觀能動性，和同事一起井然有序完成每天工作。Rather unfortunately, you have to be a British citizen to apply, or be able to work in the U.K. If you do, you can apply right here.
不過最壞的是，你最好是英國公民或者能夠在英國工作，如果你可以的話你現在就可以在這裏申請啦。
