開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting

Two Russian hunters meet.

"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, "says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

"How do you find such huge bears? "Sergei asks.

"Easy, "says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.

"Didn't you follow my advice? "Ivan asks.

"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, "Sergei replies.

"And what came out?"

"To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

兩個俄國獵人相遇。

“我昨天打了一隻巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮！”

“你是如何發現這麼大的熊的？”謝爾蓋問道。

“簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

幾周後，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。

“難道你沒有聽我的建議？”伊凡問。

“我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。

“出來了什麼？”

“向着我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”