英語笑話:How can I get into heaven 我怎麼才能上天堂

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class."No!" the children all answered."If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"Again, the answer was, "No!""Well, " I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"“如果我把房子和車賣了，在車庫舉行義賣, 並把所有的錢給窮人，我能進天堂嗎？”我問主日學校的孩子。孩子們齊聲回答：“不能！”“那如果我每天都打掃教堂，給院子的草坪割草，並且把東西都收拾得乾淨整潔，我會上天堂嗎？”回答還是：“不能！”“好吧， ”我繼續問, “那我要怎樣才能昇天堂呢？”一個五歲的男孩兒叫道：“你得死了才行！”