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英語笑話:Don't argue with the children

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a tated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."一個小女孩和她的老師在說鯨魚。老師說,鯨魚不可能吞了一個人,因爲,即使這是一個非常大的哺乳動物,它的喉嚨是非常小。小女孩說,約拿被一條鯨魚吞噬。老師惱火的重申鯨魚不能吞下一個人身體是不可能的。小女孩說, "好吧,當我到達天堂,我會問約拿" 。老師問,反譏道: "什麼,如果約拿到地獄呢" ?小女孩回答說: "那你問他" 。

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