英語笑話:是他的錯 It's His Fault

It's His Fault
　　　
Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."

"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".中文：

　　比利和波比是兩兄弟，兩人經常打架。

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

　　“是，媽媽。”兩個男孩回答，然後他們就出去了。

　　他們在花園裏玩了半個小時，然後比利跑進了廚房。“媽媽，”他說：“ 波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”

　　“他是個壞孩子。”他媽媽說。“他是怎麼把玻璃打碎的？”

　　“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”