英語笑話:He's shaving you 他正在給你刮鬍須

Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a you.g playboy took a fancy to the manicure（修指甲） gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

The girl demurred（反對，抗辯）," I don't think I ought to, I'm married."

"Why don't you ask your husband," the playboy suggested." I'm sure he wouldn't object."

"You can ask him yourself ," the girl srugged, "He's shaving you."一位年輕的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理髮店裏刮鬍須，他很喜歡修指甲的女郎，於是提議哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看錶演。

女郎猶豫着說：“我覺得我不應該去，我結過婚了。”

“你何不問問你先生，”花花公子建議說：“我確定他不會反對的。”

“你可以自己問他，”女郎聳聳肩道，“他正在替你刮鬍須。”