英語笑話:金魚大綱

Goldfish Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?" "My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."金魚 小艾米在她家的花園裏往一個坑裏填土，她的鄰居從花園的籬笆外面看到了。對這個面色沮喪小女孩的行動感興趣，他禮貌地問道：“艾米，你在這兒做什麼？” “我的金魚死了，”艾米頭也未擡，淚眼汪汪地說：“我剛把他埋葬了。” 他的鄰居關心地問：“對金魚來說，這個洞是不是太大了？” 艾米拍了拍最後一撮土，然後回答道：“因爲金魚在你的貓肚子裏面。”