英語笑話:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her."　　So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".　　"So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!". 　　

有個小夥子發現，無論他帶什麼女孩子回家，媽媽都不贊成。一位朋友建議他，“你找一個像你母親一樣的女孩吧——你母親肯定會喜歡她的”。這個小夥子就找啊找啊，終於找到了一個女孩。他告訴自己的朋友：“就像你說的，我找到了一個女孩，無論在感覺、說話、打扮，甚至烹飪手藝都很像母親的，而且真的像你說的那樣，媽媽很喜歡她。”“那麼，”他的朋友問到，“發生了什麼事？”“沒事，”小夥子說，我父親很討厭她！”