英語笑話:你以爲你是誰？

Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
　　“I am the driver.” he said.你以爲你是誰？
　　公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。
　　“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以爲你是誰？”
　　“我是司機！”他說。

A note:
aboard: adv.在船(飛機、車)上, 上船(飛機、車)prep.在(船、飛機、車)上, 上(船、飛機、車).
on board:到船上, 在船上
go aboard: 上船 (上飛機等)
All aboard! 請上船[飛機、車],都上來!