英語笑話:國王和無賴

George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from a Knave.喬治三世問一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩·圖克，會不會玩紙牌。陛下，圖克回答說：在玩紙牌方面，我只不過是幼兒園的水平。我甚至分不清國王和無賴。