英語短笑話:腦移植

A Brain Transplant
　　The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.
　　The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
　　The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.腦移植
　　一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。
　　你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。醫生告訴病人，一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。
　　病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎？他問。
　　醫生說：不是好一些，只是沒有用過。
　　NOTE:
　　transplant v. 移植, 移種, 移民, 遷移 n. 移植, 被移植物, 移居者