英語笑話:The Use of a Handsaw（手鋸的用處）大綱

At the mAll, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.

Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside.

Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please.

The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone s:

(1) mall n.集市

(2) pick up 得到；獲得

(3) handsaw n.手鋸

(4) scan v.匆匆地略看；掃視

(5) chop v.砍；劈；剁

(6) sirloin n.最好的牛腰肉

(7) comment v.評論；說話Exercises:

根據短文填空：

① At the mall, my wife and I picked _____some hardware items, including a handsaw.

② We were _____back to the car when we passed a steak house.

③ Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her _____.

④ _____the menu, m wife told the waitress. I' It have chopped sirloin please.

⑤ The waitress turned to me, _____my saw and commented, And I see you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.132.手鋸的用處

在集市上，我和妻子買了一些五金用品，包括一個手鋸。我們返回汽車時剛好路過一家牛排店。

我們嚐嚐吧，我妻子建議說。儘管我覺得拿着鋸有點傻乎乎的，但還是隨她走了進去。

我妻子掃視了一下菜單對女招待說：請給我來一份炒牛腰片。

女招待轉向我，看了看我的鋸，說道：我能看出，先生，你是來吃我們的T形骨特色菜的。