英語笑話:The Use of a Handsaw（手鋸的用處）

At the mAll, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. 　　Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. 　　Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, " I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please. 　　The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, "And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.在集市上，我和妻子買了一些五金用品，包括一個手鋸。我們返回汽車時剛好路過一家牛排店。 　　“我們嚐嚐吧，”我妻子建議說。儘管我覺得拿着鋸有點傻乎乎的，但還是隨她走了進去。 　　我妻子掃視了一下菜單對女招待說：“請給我來一份炒牛腰片。” 　　女招待轉向我，看了看我的鋸，說道：“我能看出，先生，你是來吃我們的T形骨特色菜的。”