幽默英語口語笑話大全

英語笑話是很有用的，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間的可以多多看看，大家一起學習一下吧

　　英語笑話一

“I am sorry”。

“I am sorry， too” 外國人回答。

“I am sorry three” 我道。

“What are you sorry for?” 外國人問。

“I am sorry five” 我說……

男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以爲你買一杯飲料嗎?)

女：Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必，我我寧願留下那些錢。 )

　　英語笑話二

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個週末我頭疼。)

男：Can I have your name?(直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?)

女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (爲什麼?你不是已經有一個了嗎?)

　　英語笑話三

男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂。)

女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

CLASS: Big hands!

4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have the

beach 沙灘上有趣的對話 A man was sunbathing naked at the

beach. 一男於沙灘上裸曬。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 爲了文明點，也因爲怕太陽灼傷它he had a hat ove