有趣英語笑話

我們平時學習英語可能很累，沒關係，小編今天給大家分享一下英語的笑話，大家快點看看吧。

　　英語笑話一則

There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so several times.

One day, the man drove an vehicle, turning many times on the way, then gave it up. Late at night, he telephoned to his family and asked: "Had the pig returned home?"

A member of his family answered: "It had." The man roared1: "Let it answer the telephone. I am lost!"

某人養一豬，煩，棄之，然豬知歸路，數棄無功。

一日，其駕車轉了很多彎尋豬，深夜致電家人，問：“豬歸否?”

答曰：“已歸!” 其怒吼：“讓它接電話，老子迷路了!

　　英語笑話二則

They are directly from America.

它們是從美國直接帶來的

Not long an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank todeposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, andtrust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃檯，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

　　英語笑話三則

My little dog can't read

我的狗不識字

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”