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Twin Lobsters
孿生龍蝦
Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45."
我當演員取得成功後，想在媽媽面前炫耀一番。於是，我帶着她到拉斯維加斯的凱撒宮去吃飯。在菜譜中有道菜是“孿生龍蝦--45美元。”
"Why don't you order that, Mom?" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster."
“你爲什麼不點那個呢，媽?”我問道：“我知道你很喜歡吃龍蝦了。”
She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're really twins?"
她滿眼狐疑地看着我，然後搖了搖頭。“他們怎麼知道它們確實是孿生的呢?”
英語小笑話故事篇2A Fine Match
勢均力敵
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
有一天某位女士看到一隻老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她衝出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一隻老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點奶酪在裏面，很快你就會逮住那隻老鼠的。”
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
這位女士帶着鼠夾回到家裏，但她沒有在碗櫥裏找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店裏去，因爲已經很晚了。於是，她就從一份雜誌中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進了夾子。
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
令人稱奇的是，這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時，發現鼠夾裏奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!
英語小笑話故事篇3The Same Service
同樣的服務
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。
"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."
“新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店裏累了一天，回到家裏，小狗圍着我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。”
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
“我不知道你有什麼可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。”
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