英語幽默的簡單小笑話

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　　真正便宜的東西

after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

　　救出哪幅畫?

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，爲下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”

The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”

　　我給您買了些彩票

Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "

有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內有五張彩票，都被刮過了，露出了數字。“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫道，“作爲禮物，我給您買了些彩票----真遺憾，您沒中獎。”