雷死人的愛情雙語語錄
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!
