奧巴馬與羅姆尼辯論的祕密筆記!

We are three debates into 2012's election season, and by now we are familiar with the furrowed brows, emphatic pointing, and frantic scribbling of notes that go along with such events.
我們有2012年的大選季的三場辯論，目前爲止我們熟悉與這起事件一起的那些緊皺的眉頭、有力的指向以及瘋狂塗鴉的筆記。

Analyzing the candidates' body language has become as key to deciding the debate's winner as analyzing the rhetoric (just ask President Obama, who was berated following his sluggish appearance in the first debate). But, while the audience is able to see how the candidates comport themselves and hear what they have to say, we are not privy to the notes they jot down while their competition speaks. Until now.
分析候選人的肢體語言和分析他們的辯論術一樣已經成爲判斷誰是辯論贏家的關鍵（只要問一下美國總統奧巴馬，在第一場辯論中無精打采的表現後誰被斥責了）。但是，儘管觀衆能看到的候選人如何表現自己，聽到他們說什麼，當他們爭鋒相對時我們並不能偷窺到他們匆忙記下的筆記。直到現在爲止。

Since the staff of consists entirely of sneaky political ninjas, we were able to procure pages from Barack Obama's and Mitt Romney's notepads from the Hofstra University trash receptacles. We present them to you for your careful scrutiny. These are top secret and full of highly classified information. Be very, very careful with these documents. Which, by the way, are totally real*.
既然Hollywood網站的工作人員中有一些完全偷偷摸摸的政治忍者，我們可以從霍夫斯特拉大學垃圾箱裏拿到奧巴馬和羅姆尼的記事本中的幾頁。我們呈現給你細閱。這是最高機密，滿是高度保密的信息。一定要非常、非常小心這些文件。順便說一下，這些完全是真的*。

Mitt Romney's Notes

Barack Obama's Notes

*Completely fake.
*完全假的啦。