Shave Your Face 刮鬍子
I hate shaving.
我討厭刮鬍子。
Me too.
我也是。I just cut myself again.
我又一次自己刮。
Did you use a new blade?
你用新刀片了嗎?It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.
沒關係。舊刀片可以刮,新刀片也可以刮。Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
或許你應該用電動剃鬚刀。They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
它們有很大噪音,但是不會有刮傷的危險。Maybe you should stop shaving.
或許你不該再刮鬍子。And grow a beard?
然後讓鬍子長起來?Sure. Why not?
當然。爲什麼不呢?Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
因爲食物和其他東西會粘在我的鬍子上。Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
嗯。我有個主意。把剃鬚膏塗在臉上讓貓咪舔乾淨。What?
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