A Bad Steak 糟糕的牛排

I'm calling the waiter.

我正在叫服務員。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

This steak has too much fat.

這牛排有太多脂肪。

What do you want the waiter to do?

你想要服務員做什麼?

Bring me a better steak.

給我一個更好的牛排。

I wouldn't do that.

我不會那樣做。

Why not?

爲什麼不？

They will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.

他們會把新牛排在掉地板上,用腳踩它,然後朝它吐口水。

You're crazy.

你瘋了。

Then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.

然後服務員會給你一個大大的微笑,在他帶爲你端上新的牛排時。

Where do you get these crazy ideas?

你從哪裏得到這些瘋狂的想法?

I used to cook in a restaurant!

我過去曾在一家餐廳當廚師！

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