爆笑：超市裏的那些戲精包裝和廣告
The supermarket, just like the subway or the airport , is a place where life unfolds in the most natural way. In fact, it captures the human experience so well, you can even sometimes feel as if you aren't shopping, but watching a play.
超市，就像地鐵站或者機場一樣，是芸芸衆生展現自己最自然狀態的地方。事實上，它對人們生活狀態的展現是如此淋漓盡致，有時你甚至會覺得自己不是在購物，而是在觀看一場戲劇。
There's Sam from the Night's Watch in the lead role of a cashier , a "Nana Slicer" on a shelf, competing for the most intense prop design award ever, and a couple getting married in the garden section at a local Walmart. So next time you walk into a store, view it as you would a Tony Award-winning improvisation, and I promise you, it'll make the experience so much better. In the meantime, scroll down to check out this list by Bored Panda which includes the strangest moments in shopping history!
剛值完夜班的Sam排在付款隊伍的最前列，貨架上有一個“娜娜切片機”，等着參加最勁爆道具設計獎的角逐賽，一對新人在沃爾瑪的花園佈景區裏舉行婚禮。下一次你走進一家超市的時候，可以當做自己正在觀賞一場榮獲託尼獎的即興表演。我保證，你會獲得非常好的觀感體驗。與此同時，來看看BoredPanda列出的清單吧，自超市誕生以來，最奇葩的場景都囊括其中了！
1 I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him
我在超市看到了這位老先生，我問他我能不能給他拍張照片。
Blessings to this gentleman, and thanks to him for putting anti-vaxxers in their place!!!
願上帝保佑這位老先生，也感謝他讓那些反對打疫苗的人明白自己的立場。
2 My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes
我家附近的雜貨店老闆擺蘇打水的時候簡直創意爆棚。
That's really genius, it takes a very creative mind even to think of doing something like that, specially with Soda bottles.
老闆真是天才，不是創意滿滿的腦瓜真想不出這樣的設計，特別是用蘇打水瓶子作爲材料的！
3 I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy
我想買點薯片，然後就看到了這個小傢伙！
Fluffy Cheese & Onion cat.
洋蔥奶酪味的喵胖子
4 Made My Week
笑了一個星期
So I was at Walmart earlier
一次我在沃爾瑪購物
A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.
一個少婦在買凍火雞，但是她找不到大的。
She asked the stock boy,”do these turkeys get any bigger?”
她問管庫存的男孩道：“這火雞就不能再大點嗎？”
He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
男孩一本正經的答道，“不能，女士，它們都已經死了。”
Made my week
我足足笑了一個星期。
5 Brazilian Man In A Supermarket
超市裏的巴西人
If there's a scoccer scout about they should sign him up
如果附近有一個足球球探，球隊真應該跟這個男人簽約。
6 A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket
一個
He looks like a funny dad, the one who makes his kids life hell and hilarious!
他看上去像一個很有趣的老闆，他一定會讓孩子們一邊受到惡搞，一邊捧腹逗笑。
7 German Shepherd Helping His Hooman
德國牧羊犬給他的主銀幫忙
All they have to do is put a sundress and a hat on the pupper and no one would ever know!!!
他們只需要給狗狗穿件背心裙，戴上草帽，絕不會有人認出來
8 Couple Goals
成雙成對
That's Cute. Going to do that at the supermarket next time we both go! Online supermarket shopping is SO boring in comparison!
太萌啦！下次我們兩個人一起去超市的時候我也要這樣做！相比之下網購超市裏的東西真是太無聊了！
9 “Come Eat With Us, Danny"
來和我們一起吃吧，丹尼
10 So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not A Employe)
我爺爺看到沃爾瑪的植物都蔫了，拿起壺就給它們澆水（他並不是沃爾瑪的員工）
down At The Supermarket
超市裏的生死較量！
12. Damn Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs
該死的外星非法移民，搶了我們的飯碗
times I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I'm In A Swedish Arthouse Film
我喜歡偶爾逛逛宜家，假裝自己正在參演一部瑞典藝術電影
This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC
在紐約一家潮流名所 Bodega 裏發現了這個睡貨
art Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn't Too Happy About It
沃爾瑪有些產品挺嚇人的。奶奶不太喜歡這個東西
s Like Sam Didn't Make The Cut At The Citadel
看起來Sam在大碉堡裏被困住啦
The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out
和蘋果直營店的員工穿同款顏色的T恤，你可以在店裏向顧客推薦安卓系統的手機，直到幾小時之後，他們把你踢出去
18.I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket
我在家附近的超市海鮮區發現了這條魚
And Her Cat
老婦人與她的貓
20. Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin
貓人有貨，你有硬幣嗎？
（翻譯：小木）
