摩登家庭的經典臺詞
《摩登家庭》(Modern Family)是一部以僞紀錄片(Mockumentary)形式敘述與拍攝的情景喜劇，由二十世紀福克斯電影公司朱麗·鮑溫出品，克里斯托弗·勞伊德(Christopher Lloyd)和斯蒂芬·勒維坦(Steven Levitan)創作，泰·布利爾、、艾德·奧尼爾等主演。於2009年9月23日由美國廣播公司(ABC)首播，已連續蟬聯五屆艾美獎喜劇類最佳劇集。該劇以一個“看不見”的攝像師扛着攝像機記錄三個典型美國家庭生活中的點點滴滴，以獨特的視角，講述了他們之間複雜而混亂的日常生活和情感世界。這一部獲得許多正面評價和贏得多項獎項提名的劇集已播完六季，ABC於2015年5月7日正式續訂本劇第七季，同年9月23日正式迴歸。
下面是摩登家庭的經典臺詞：
1.1我們來自不同的世上，但我們彼此相容 ,愛將我們緊緊相連，共度風風雨雨.我到你的前面，僅有一事相許，我的心只屬於你。we"re from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us, through fair or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda:"to let you know my heart is yours.
1.2這麼，變爲好爹的祕訣是什麼，有時候事情會如你所願,有時候則事與願違，但你要堅持，因爲當一切塵埃落地，一個好爹的大部分特徵就會自然出現。Okay, the key to being a good dad? Sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don"t. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done,90% of being a dad is just showin"up.
1.3不覺得好像伸出手臂就能擁抱全世上嗎?Doesn’t it feel like these arms could go around the world?
1.4你們都極力想護住些美好的東西’re reaching out, trying to hold on to something awesome.
1.5【大家一同跳進泳池】
1.6 我是故意輸掉讓他興致勃勃點的嗎?也許吧。但在今日，他需求這一場凱旋.我們常常爲了深愛的人做些稀奇古怪的事，我們對他們撒謊，我們爲他們撒謊。或許生活中難免坎坷顛簸，但我們總希望他們過得盡善盡美。就像是肩負着最沉重的負擔，但卻是世上最甜蜜負擔。Did I lose the race to make him feel better? Maybe. But it just seemed like he could use a win today. We do strange things for the people we love. We lie to them, we lie for them. There may be some bumps along the way, but we never stop waiting the best for them. That’s what makes it such a tough job. Kind of the best job in the world.
1.7我們教育孩子們說，輸贏無所謂。但平心而論，凱旋的感覺好極了。他們在陽光下的這一刻是無與倫比的美麗。也許每位家長都希望孩子能有這樣的時刻，甚至希望本人也能這樣。有時我們太苛求最終，最終導致許多怨恨和愧疚，怎麼纔不算過格呢，我的想法是:愧疚總會過，獎牌纔是硬道理。We tell our kids it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. But let’s be honest, winning feels pretty great. There’s nothing like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child, and maybe a little bit for ourselves too. Sometimes we push too hard, and that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. So, how much is too much? Here’s where I come out: Guilt fades. Hardware is forever.
1.8【Phil請樂隊唱定情歌給Clair驚喜】
1.9如果你在派對舉辦之前問我是否希望發生一系列災難的連鎖反應，導致Luke摔傷了胳膊，我很可能會說不。但是，不管怎麼樣，Luke在他生日這日是衆人關心的焦點，而且全家人都聚在一同，這正是家庭生日會該有的樣子。If you’d asked me before the party if I wanted there to be a chain reaction of disasters that led to Luke breaking his arm, I probably would’ve said no. But, one way or another, Luke was the center of attention on his birthday and the whole family was together just the way it should be.
1.10每年的這個時候，我們就會經常談論傳統，儘管我們深愛着本人的傳統，但有時候我們最美好的回憶，卻來自最顛覆傳統的時刻。We talk a lot about tradition this time of year. But as much as we love our traditions, Sometimes our best memories come from the times that are the most untraditional.
1.11如果要我有點大人樣，是讓我像世上正常的大人這樣，還是像家裏的這些大人。如果要我像家裏的大人一樣，這麼也沒什麼難的。【Phil跟Luke在玩水槍】If I’m supposed to act like an adult, is that act like adults I see in the world or the adults in my family? ‘Cause if it"s the ones in my family，then，how hard could that be?
1.12【狗管家】
1.13不管是爲本人還是爲了所愛的人改動，15%，有時候這樣就足夠了 Whether it’s for themselves or for the people they love, yeah,15%, sometimes that’s just enough.
1.14這會兒我只想回家,但回呀肯定要想辦法道歉我說話太重傷了他們，他們原本大可以記恨我爲難我，但他們沒有。愛死他們了。 At that moment all I wanted was to be with my family. But of course, that meant finding a way to apologize to the people that I had belittled and rejected. They could have been petty. They really could have made me pay, but they didn’t. Never loved’em more.
1.15【戀人節Phil夫婦鬧笑話】
1.16每個人都有怕的東西，絕非嗎?怕高，怕小丑，怕窄小的空間，這些都可以克服，然後我們還有孩子。他們是否合羣?是否安全?我們註定要擔心一輩子。所以有時我們只能深呼吸，擁抱他們希望一切安好。。Everybody’s afraid of something, right? Heights, clowns, tight spaces. Those are things you get over. But then there’s our children. Will they fit in? Will they be safe? Those are fears you never get past. So sometimes all you can do is take a deep breath, pull’em close and hope for the best.
1.17【Jay向Manny道歉】
1.18爲什麼梵高會創作《星空》這幅畫呢?或許是因爲日空很美麗，每個人都喜歡仰望星空，這提醒我們日空中有東西在時刻盯着我們 did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something’s up there watching over all of us.
1.19【Clair最終買到了IPAD給Phil當生日心意】
1.20【Clair怕Alex學習壓力太大】
1.21【狗跟着Phil的老爸回家】
1.22【全家籌備度假】
1.23【全家回LA】
1.24【全家穿白衣服抹泥巴拍全家福】
